Terrible shirts. Questionable decisions.
We make the worst T-shirts.
Unfortunately, people keep buying them.
Show me the worst
Drop 02 / Market failure
The market has made a mistake.
A tee. A long sleeve. A hoodie. Three ways to become the problem.
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T-Shirts
I Am the Worst Thing in This Cart — Tee
From $36.99 USD
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Long sleeves
Focus Groups Asked Me to Leave — Long Sleeve
From $49.99 USD
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Hoodies
My Personal Brand Is a Fucking Recall — Hoodie
From $66.99 USD
The first bad decisions
Six white tees. Every one a questionable introduction.
Comfortable clothes. Uncomfortable introductions.
For people tired of being sold a better version of themselves. Buy a worse one.
The clothes are the sensible part.
- The fabric
- SoftCotton tees and long sleeves. A cotton/polyester fleece hoodie. Full details on each product.
- The fit
- 3 fitsShort sleeves, long sleeves and hoodies. Check the size guide for your garment.
- The print
- DTGBlack front prints. Each garment is printed after you order.