Front view of a white T-shirt printed with PROFESSIONALLY UNHELPFUL

Professionally Unhelpful

XS
$36.99 USD
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Front view of a white T-shirt printed with PROFESSIONALLY UNHELPFUL

Professionally Unhelpful

$36.99 USD

Years of experience. No practical benefit.

Size

The small print.

Find your size

Compare with a garment you already own. Measure length from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem, and width flat across the chest under the sleeves.

Bella + Canvas 3001 garment measurements
Size Length (in / cm) Width (in / cm)
XS 27 / 68.6 16.5 / 42
S 28 / 71 18 / 45.7
M 29 / 73.7 20 / 50.8
L 30 / 76.2 22 / 56
XL 31 / 78.7 24 / 61
2XL 32 / 81.3 26 / 66
3XL 33 / 83.8 28 / 71
4XL 34 / 86.4 30 / 76.2
5XL 35 / 89 32 / 81.3

Supplier measurements can vary by up to 2 in (5 cm). Width is measured flat, not around your chest. Offered sizes are shown in the size selector.

Fabric and fit

White Bella + Canvas 3001. Regular unisex fit in lightweight 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (142 g/m²). Pre-shrunk fabric. The white fabric can appear slightly sheer in bright light.

Keep the print alive

Wash inside out in cold water on a gentle cycle, with mild detergent and similar colors. Skip fabric softener and dry cleaning. Use non-chlorine bleach only if needed. Hang dry or tumble dry low. If ironing, use a cool iron inside out and avoid the print.

Made to order

Your garment is printed after you order it. Production and transit are separate stages. Delivery timing depends on your destination and the carrier. Items may arrive in separate packages.

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